My Life In A Short Story

I was born as water.

JUST WAIT, IT GETS BETTER!!!

i was frozen in the tray thing.


now i am known as Ice Cube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha
crackhead

that was awesome though, not what i was expecting aye hahaha

hmmm bluerhino..
Paparhino smoked too much rhinoturf (if ya know what i mean) and out came the birth defected transparent Rhino who was laughed at by all who saw him, if they did at all. Rhino wandered and pondered & cured his pain just as Paparhino had shown him, by taking hits of the rhinoturf. He learnt many skills, to sneek like possum as not to be trodden on, to brave like lion to be ready for all foes, to love like monkey for release (if ya know what i mean) & learnt from all the other creatures in the jungle however he had no one to love, no one to brave, he had nothing. One day Rhino had had enough and smoked all the rhinoturf in the jungle he could find, he smoked and smoked and once it was finished he saw an illuminous blue aurora in the distance. High, intrigued and tripped out he chased it wildly until he came across the blue berries oasis of the jungle which erupted in blossum once every ten years, he bathed in it, he drunk from it and slept in it and when he awoke he was the most beautiful creature in all the jungle, with all the jungles wisdom ... so was born the legendary BlueRhino


yours was funnier
but i likes it, and i wrote myself i nice lil bedtime story hahaha xD

all i can say is:


FUCKING ROFL!!!!!

hahahahahaha!!
glad you liked it! pretty badass, all it needs it pictures
i have workk in 4 hours nighty night

haha fairo dude, night

Easy off bam was created through a dramatic incident where his mother drank a bottle of Easy Off Bam Grim and Soap Scum Remover, he now lives his life as a giant easy off bam bottle and sprays people in the eye he doesnt like

Rofl bam. Nice story Haha

well i was born soft...
didnt quite make it to hard, so yall can call me SeMi

hahahaha
best so far!
what a crack up topic xD

BlueRhino wrote:hahahahaha
crackhead

that was awesome though, not what i was expecting aye hahaha

hmmm bluerhino..
Paparhino smoked too much rhinoturf (if ya know what i mean) and out came the birth defected transparent Rhino who was laughed at by all who saw him, if they did at all. Rhino wandered and pondered & cured his pain just as Paparhino had shown him, by taking hits of the rhinoturf. He learnt many skills, to sneek like possum as not to be trodden on, to brave like lion to be ready for all foes, to love like monkey for release (if ya know what i mean) & learnt from all the other creatures in the jungle however he had no one to love, no one to brave, he had nothing. One day Rhino had had enough and smoked all the rhinoturf in the jungle he could find, he smoked and smoked and once it was finished he saw an illuminous blue aurora in the distance. High, intrigued and tripped out he chased it wildly until he came across the blue berries oasis of the jungle which erupted in blossum once every ten years, he bathed in it, he drunk from it and slept in it and when he awoke he was the most beautiful creature in all the jungle, with all the jungles wisdom ... so was born the legendary BlueRhino


yours was funnier
but i likes it, and i wrote myself i nice lil bedtime story hahaha xD

tell this to your kids at night rhino... i got so into it. just had to know the ending!!

hahaha yeah dude for sure glad you liked it
tell it to yours too for me aye, spread the story of bluerhino lmao!

haha dont you mean the legend?

oops my bad
cheers bro hahaha!

SeMi wrote:well i was born soft...
didnt quite make it to hard, so yall can call me SeMi

ROFL!!!! thats what he said

who what? when why? how ? who?





oh me

EDITED BY STIKA!!

There is no need for comments like that. Consider this your first warning

ahh thats not kool reaper

LOL

First warning? For telling you how I was made? Your worse then when 7th went on his forum modding rampage when Fod and Geoff were AWOL.

yes but you didn't need to go into details and this isn't the doa forums

One day, a kid accidently knocked over a tin of red and blue paint.

And, purple was born!

That was hardly details, that was what you tell your kid how babies are born, with less explicit appendage names.

just dont

Purple wrote:One day, a kid accidently knocked over a tin of red and blue paint.

And, purple was born!

nice work bro

Lol nub.