Scarlet and Hykariki Adventures

So it all started at about 9am when Hyk and Scarlet left the house of Hyk and Mutant after having stayed up all night watching "Angel" and "Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs" and went to Scarlet's house.

They arrive there to be greeted by the Grumpy Hydra aka Scarlet's mother. Scarlet and Hyk quickly retreated into the kitchen where Scarlet gave Hyk the difficult choice of fruit loops or cocopops for breakfast. The almighty god was weak against the effects of cocopops so this is what he ate.

Then Scarlet turned on the smart machine so she could check forums and do WoW stuff while Hyk studied her room, looking for ways to nick off with her spongebob merchandise. Luckily, Scarlet expected this and so she checked Hyk's pants and managed to retrieve her almost stolen belongings.

Scarlet then went and stood under the water contraption while Hyk enjoyed playing CSS on uncapped interwebs!!

Shortly after this, Scarlet and Hyk headed for the bus stop. Now, Scarlet was paying for Hyk's bus fare but the almighty Hyk didn't have a current health care card to get concession if asked to see it. Scarlet was a little worried but Hyk was like "nah bro, I got this". And when Scarlet asked the bus driver for two concession tickets, he nodded and complied without asking for proof that Hyk was indeed concession. Hyk had managed to throw a cover over the mind of the bus driver, temporarily blinding him from the part of his brain that would normally make him ask. So Scarlet and Hyk were on their way into town.

Once in town, Scarlet and Hyk went and paid a short visit to the Sexy Canadian Scarlet knows as Nick. The Sexy Canadian appeared from a long, dark alleyway and Hyk was so very intrigued and wanted very much to go down that alleyway. He had to settle for halfway as then it was time to move on.

They made a quick stop to a money machine for Scarlet was running low on dollars. Making a quick shortcut through the food place known as Morty's Food Hall, Hyk quickly realised that he was in fact a n00b at this game known as RL. He got owned by an automatic sliding door and a wall in quick succession. Things were not going well for our god.

After this, the girl and the god were walking past Colonel Sanders when Hyk saw a fish!! An old friend from back in the day. Scarlet was forced to stand there while they talked so she poked fun at Hyk wherever possible. The fish's girlfriend arrived and so Scarlet and Hyk departed.

A short way down the road, Scarlet ran into some old school friends of hers. One of them just happened to be the older brother of MedicDroid. Hyk and Medic's brother shared their pain of having capped interwebs and everyone laughed.

Scarlet was hungry so they made a stop into the bakery for a pie and a small sausage roll.

It was time for the bewbs and the penor to arrive at Scarlet's local gaming cafe, Play by Wire (aka PbW). Once inside, the two were relieved to find darker lighting, though the outside was overcast and not eye melting either. Scarlet purchased a can of energy for the god, who seemed to be depleting rapidly.

After having eaten, the girl named Gabby walked in and the two girls hugged for a long time before Gabby and Hyk addressed each other. They were old school friends too you see. After some discussion, the three went up to the place the second girl resides and watched some Firefly. Scarlet and Hyk fought over who would get which end of Gabby. Then they fought over who would get to sit next to her. But they overcame their differences for long enough to go lie and sit on Gabby's bed and pat a spot between them when she came in. Laughs were had. A high-5 was shared between Scarlet and Hyk. And then the two resumed arguing over who got Gabby. Gabby made the girl and the god share her. And then Scarlet fell asleep on Gabby's stomach for half an hour.

... This post is too long lol. To cut the ending short, Hyk and Scarlet went back to Hyk and Mutant's place and put on a movie. They both fell asleep during it. Then Hyk went to bed and Scarlet went home. THEEEE END!!!

twas an epic adventure

clap clap what an epic post

BOOOOOO


Where is all the sex drugs and booze

there was a kinky 3some dude..
you gotta pay attention. gosh!

''he was in fact a n00b at this game known as RL. He got owned by an automatic sliding door and a wall in quick succession. Things were not going well for our god.'' i laughed pretty hard well done!! im stealing th RL line btw. kthxbaiiii

<3 you both

3somes are old

you guys need to get in the new age stuff

<3 Rhino ^_^


I forgot to mention. The god found a weakness for the pretty young maiden named Gabby.

xD

shh they doesnt need to know

My bad! Sorr... Nah who am I kidding?

You're so cute with your crush and stuff ^__^

omg...

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha she must be a pretty young maden to catch the eye of god

lol where is all the sex i was getting all horny to get to the good bit u shouldnt of skipped it hyk must be a great catch ay

hahahaha

get in there mr hyk!
she wont be able to resist your charm xD

LOL

He's got about 6 other guys to compete with. Everyone wants Gabby =P

But they're not gods eh.

yeah but i think i could get somewhere....

i just gotta be able to get into town more

then we wont have a problem

ya made it to our lil fave game cafe BUT YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WAS GOING

Lol , na maybe we may end up meeting , if so i say few bottles of booze and a hell of a party

Lol Hyk's not the party type.

And yeah Hyk. I know. Haha, I mentioned you in front of Hamish yesterday. Was like "Oh hey Gabby, Michael wanted to know when you were coming up next week" even though I'd already asked her before that. But I just wanted Hamish to be jealous. Gabby and I laughed later.

hahahaha

i don't like the look of Hamish >:( looks like nothing but trouble

They usually are..
is hamish a ranga?

He's a fucking dickhead.

No, he's not a ranga. He's just annoying as fuck and got himself banned from like that whole circle of peoples' houses. xD

wow and he hasnt woken up and realised he might wanna be a better person ha
what a dickkk!

btw Scarlet you dont know what your talking about hes defs a ranga! im pretty sure i'd know hokaii.

PSHT!!! I'm the girl so I win hokaii =]

lol i agree with you there Scarlet hamish is a dickhead , oh ya heard may be an lan tomorrow night , ment to be one for my n ben bday but stu orgniseing it so prob wont happen cuz there also ment to be an party on then too , so i prob be home drinking , so i wont have to put up with ben lol

^_^i like pie^_^