Introducing yourself on forums. All visitors please read carefully~ regarding random 'got milk?'

[BlueRhino]

Firstly i do have milk thanks for your concern.

Secondly i don't think telling your life story and enquiring about the contents of my fridge is how you should introduce yourself.

Thirdly NO you cannot have any of my milk. Ask me again, i'll punch you in the tits.

[epitaph]

Ahahahahahaha, Rhino you legend ^^

[Got Milk?]

That fridge was pretty amazing...WAIT I never mentioned the fridge so how do you know about it!?!

Secondly I don't need your milk. I have my own supply which is infinite. Don't bother asking where I get it from because if I told you I would have to pasteurise you.

Thirdly ello thar, fancy meeting you here.

[molestacon]

because if I told you I would have to pasteurise you.

omg so funny

[BlueRhino]

Got milk no need good sir i too have an infinite supply from my cow daisy.
Left teets chocolate
right ones vanilla.

Oh yes and ily Epi!

[Hykariki]

i get mine from the supermarket

fucking top that

[ScarletTourniquet]

I get mine from your mum.

[Got Milk?]

Oh no you didn't, oh yes you did!

As I said before I can't tell you guys where I get mine from because its a secret. So secret that I don't even know where I get it from. The secret is that secret.

[BlueRhino]

of course hyk takes things too far *shakes head*
here we are having a civilised conversation about sucking chocolate milk from daisys teets and you come in with your 'supermarkets' and what not.
i mean seriously buddy get it together will you. pshhh

[Hykariki]

it's what i do

[BlueRhino]

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its cos your a badass isnt it..
ahh well. ill have to let you get away with it i guess.. just this once (:
pina colada

[Ice Cube]

shotgun rhino milk

[Hykariki]

wouldnt that be a little salty? like sheeps milk

that tastes to fucking sour man

[BlueRhino]

Nah dude Rhino milk is blueberry flavoured and gets you high (:

[Hykariki]

well in that case

ill take 3 liters thanks

[ScarletTourniquet]

Only 3L Hyk? Pussy.

*takes 6L*

[molestacon]

ill get that shit on tap.. yea i win game over

[BlueRhino]

dude.
you might be a molestererer but you try get me on tap and ill eat your babies.
*gives to scarlet and hyk*
be careful kids this stuff makes you more like me.
nuff said.

[ScarletTourniquet]

So I was walking down the street today when in my head, I suddenly found myself thinking how much I wanted to take Hyk from behind even though I don't have a penis. I just had manly urges for this god of a man.

Rhino's manly lust for Hyk has transferred over to me!!

[Ice Cube]

^^ is that scarlet or hyk typing that???

[Hykariki]

? weow scarlet

its ok i do that to alot of people


i dunno why though i find myself.....unattractive

[ScarletTourniquet]

Twas me indeed Ice.

And it was my fault, I wanted the 6L of rhino milk. Now I have manly Scarlet urges for Hykariki

[Got Milk?]

If I was a man I would do manly things. Sadly I am only a dairy product.

[molestacon]

didnt want it anyway.....
(crys in corner)
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!

[BlueRhino]

nawww *rubs nipple* thinks of hyk *produces milk*
there you go molestacon all yours boy boy

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